Monday, February 27, 2012

Let's do it again, 9th time!!

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Confession: I am a hockey fan. I watch and follow cricket more as compared to hockey. There are no options, I guess.
8 time Gold Medal champions are back in action!!

India in hockey Olympics had a legendary run winning the gold medal six consecutive times from 1928 to 1956, last two coming in 1964 Tokyo and 1980 Moscow Olympics.

India`s worst performance in the Olympics took place in the year of 2008, when the Indian Hockey team failed to even qualify for the Beijing Olympic Games. But, smiles came back on face when we thrashed France by 8-1 in Major Dhyan Chand National Stadium on Sunday, 26th February 2012.
Sandeep Singh, boy from Kurukshetra- Haryana celebrated his birthday in style, scored five goals that brutally killed France.

Indian Hockey Team gets a fraction of appreciation that Indian Cricket Team usually gets. We need to encourage and motivate our players by every means – finances, facilities etc. so as to bring back the GOLD again.
Heartiest Congratulations to the Indian Hockey Team and I hope that we would do a CHAK DE!! in London 5 months down the line.
PS: Long Live, the National Sport!
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Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Manmohan Singh happy with Chammakk Challo Style. O-Oh-Oo

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Bollywood actor Amitabh Bachchan got 37,000 plus followers on the first day when he joined twitter. His account got verified within a week. Prime Minister Manmohan Singh joined twitter on January 24th  2012  , and has just got 38,000 plus followers till today and his account is still not verified by twitter.

In order to prevail over his degrading social profile and for an image makeover, Manmohan Singh has decided to join social networking website facebook. Read the news here.

Here is the leaked conversation between Manmohan Singh and so called famous personalities for the profile picture of Manmohan Singh’s facebook account.
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Manmohan Singh: Hey Guys, suggest me ideas for the profile picture. These are some of Madam’s (High Command) choice:



Karan Johar: Hey dude, after success of Agneepath, I was looking to launch you and Obama in my next movie: the sequel of Kabhi Khushi, Kabhi Gamm --- “Kabhi Obama, Kabhi Hum”. Why don’t you try this as your profile pic?



Manmohan Singh: Karan, you idiot, your movie will be a flop in Punjab, you should get Obama a turban. What say dude? Heh? Heh? Heh? Look at this:


Sanjay Leela Bhansali: Dude, something is missing without Sonia Gandhi. Maybe we should remake Hum Dil de Chuke Sanam. Please call my secretary if you wish to act. Here is the likely poster of the movie, “Hum India Loot Chuke Sanam”


Digvijay Singh: You all are born fools. Manmohan ji, you should put our family pic on your profile. Here is the one:


Montek Singh Alhuwalia: Oye Sardaar, ki yaar, aewen sadhi komm nu pullna nahi chaheda. Apni Sardaar Waali fottu lade yaaraa bhabhi ji naal :)


Navjot Singh Sidhu: HAHAHAHAHA.. ‘Woh Subah hi kya, jab suraj ki roshni naa ho...mere yaara...Woh profile hi kya, jab chamchamati profile pic naa ho’. Waah bhai Waah. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Mr. Manmohan Singh, you should wear a red turban with blue suit and green tie. Look at this. HAHAHAHAHAH


Sonia Gandhi: Hey, Manu, I am sharing some the pics from our yesterday’s visit to MGF mall, Gurgaon. Why don’t you upload one of them?
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Manmohan Singh: Aaaaaaaaaaw Mam, I have a family. If you allow, I will display Emraan hashmi’s picture as my profile pic. Is it okay, ma’am?

Emraan Hashmi: Yeah man, go ahead, you can even kiss me.

Manmohan Singh: Shutup, you fool. You guys will never understand my problem. Doctors told me that I am suffering from a disease called as Constantomania. It’s almost impossible for me to change expressions on my face.


Guys, thank you all for your overwhelming support. Har ek friend jaroori hota hai!!


Sharukh Khan called me today early morning and he was talking about 2nd round of Ra-One promotions. I am going ahead with this pic taken during premiere of Ra-One. 

“Wanna be my Chammakk Challo, O-Oh-O” :


Come on, sing with me: Wanna be my Chammakk Challo..O-Oh-Oo..!!!
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Sunday, February 5, 2012

Friday, February 3, 2012

8 Annoying things young people do now a days

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1.       Listening to music on their phone with speakers on
Next time you do it, I am going to punch you tight on your ribs

2.       Wearing “Being Human” T-Shirts and pretending to be Mother Teresa’s grandson
Tell me one thing, which animal you were before wearing these t-shirts?

3.       Saying  - Yo Man!!, Ma, Shit! ...
Whenever you say this, you make me proud that my mother tongue is Hindi

4.       Taking pictures of undeserving food and sharing it on social networking websites
Stop wasting your time and eat what you just made – bloody nonsense!!

5.       LOLing during a face to face conversation!
Please stop loling, it’s laughing, for God’s sake
6.       Stepping in Chewing gum all the time
You are still not better than Heera cow of Mahadevi Verma

7.       Updating on social networking websites about their day-to-day affair - "Just entered my kitchen, it’s a bit cold outside"
Take it straight - You are not Pamela Anderson entering her bedroom

8.       Giving awkward nicknames –  Hey Abhi! howz kissu and Monz!
I am worried about your future, really!!
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