Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Manmohan Singh happy with Chammakk Challo Style. O-Oh-Oo

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Bollywood actor Amitabh Bachchan got 37,000 plus followers on the first day when he joined twitter. His account got verified within a week. Prime Minister Manmohan Singh joined twitter on January 24th  2012  , and has just got 38,000 plus followers till today and his account is still not verified by twitter.

In order to prevail over his degrading social profile and for an image makeover, Manmohan Singh has decided to join social networking website facebook. Read the news here.

Here is the leaked conversation between Manmohan Singh and so called famous personalities for the profile picture of Manmohan Singh’s facebook account.
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Manmohan Singh: Hey Guys, suggest me ideas for the profile picture. These are some of Madam’s (High Command) choice:



Karan Johar: Hey dude, after success of Agneepath, I was looking to launch you and Obama in my next movie: the sequel of Kabhi Khushi, Kabhi Gamm --- “Kabhi Obama, Kabhi Hum”. Why don’t you try this as your profile pic?



Manmohan Singh: Karan, you idiot, your movie will be a flop in Punjab, you should get Obama a turban. What say dude? Heh? Heh? Heh? Look at this:


Sanjay Leela Bhansali: Dude, something is missing without Sonia Gandhi. Maybe we should remake Hum Dil de Chuke Sanam. Please call my secretary if you wish to act. Here is the likely poster of the movie, “Hum India Loot Chuke Sanam”


Digvijay Singh: You all are born fools. Manmohan ji, you should put our family pic on your profile. Here is the one:


Montek Singh Alhuwalia: Oye Sardaar, ki yaar, aewen sadhi komm nu pullna nahi chaheda. Apni Sardaar Waali fottu lade yaaraa bhabhi ji naal :)


Navjot Singh Sidhu: HAHAHAHAHA.. ‘Woh Subah hi kya, jab suraj ki roshni naa ho...mere yaara...Woh profile hi kya, jab chamchamati profile pic naa ho’. Waah bhai Waah. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Mr. Manmohan Singh, you should wear a red turban with blue suit and green tie. Look at this. HAHAHAHAHAH


Sonia Gandhi: Hey, Manu, I am sharing some the pics from our yesterday’s visit to MGF mall, Gurgaon. Why don’t you upload one of them?
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Manmohan Singh: Aaaaaaaaaaw Mam, I have a family. If you allow, I will display Emraan hashmi’s picture as my profile pic. Is it okay, ma’am?

Emraan Hashmi: Yeah man, go ahead, you can even kiss me.

Manmohan Singh: Shutup, you fool. You guys will never understand my problem. Doctors told me that I am suffering from a disease called as Constantomania. It’s almost impossible for me to change expressions on my face.


Guys, thank you all for your overwhelming support. Har ek friend jaroori hota hai!!


Sharukh Khan called me today early morning and he was talking about 2nd round of Ra-One promotions. I am going ahead with this pic taken during premiere of Ra-One. 

“Wanna be my Chammakk Challo, O-Oh-O” :


Come on, sing with me: Wanna be my Chammakk Challo..O-Oh-Oo..!!!
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